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From the Ted Talk by Maz Jobrani: A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar ...


Unscramble the Blue Letters


(Cheering)

Lebanese, yeah.

The Middle East is going crazy. You know the Middle East is going crazy when Lebanon is the most peacuefl place in the region.

(Laughter) (Applause)

Who would have tghohut?

(Laughter)

Oh my gosh.

No, there's serious issues in the rieogn. Some people don't want to talk about them. I'm here to talk about them tonight. Ladies and gentlemen of the mddile East, here's a serious issue. When we see each other, when we say hello, how many kisses are we going to do?

(Laughter)

Every country is different and it's confusing, okay? In Lebanon, they do three. In epygt, they do two. I was in Lebanon, I got used to three. I went to Egypt. I went to say hello to this one Egyptian guy, I went, one, two. I went for three — He wasn't into it.

Open Cloze


(Cheering)

Lebanese, yeah.

The Middle East is going crazy. You know the Middle East is going crazy when Lebanon is the most ________ place in the region.

(Laughter) (Applause)

Who would have _______?

(Laughter)

Oh my gosh.

No, there's serious issues in the ______. Some people don't want to talk about them. I'm here to talk about them tonight. Ladies and gentlemen of the ______ East, here's a serious issue. When we see each other, when we say hello, how many kisses are we going to do?

(Laughter)

Every country is different and it's confusing, okay? In Lebanon, they do three. In _____, they do two. I was in Lebanon, I got used to three. I went to Egypt. I went to say hello to this one Egyptian guy, I went, one, two. I went for three — He wasn't into it.

Solution


  1. middle
  2. region
  3. thought
  4. egypt
  5. peaceful

Original Text


(Cheering)

Lebanese, yeah.

The Middle East is going crazy. You know the Middle East is going crazy when Lebanon is the most peaceful place in the region.

(Laughter) (Applause)

Who would have thought?

(Laughter)

Oh my gosh.

No, there's serious issues in the region. Some people don't want to talk about them. I'm here to talk about them tonight. Ladies and gentlemen of the Middle East, here's a serious issue. When we see each other, when we say hello, how many kisses are we going to do?

(Laughter)

Every country is different and it's confusing, okay? In Lebanon, they do three. In Egypt, they do two. I was in Lebanon, I got used to three. I went to Egypt. I went to say hello to this one Egyptian guy, I went, one, two. I went for three — He wasn't into it.

Frequently Occurring Word Combinations


ngrams of length 2

collocation frequency
middle east 5
middle eastern 3
safest place 2



Important Words


  1. applause
  2. cheering
  3. confusing
  4. country
  5. crazy
  6. east
  7. egypt
  8. egyptian
  9. gentlemen
  10. gosh
  11. guy
  12. issue
  13. issues
  14. kisses
  15. ladies
  16. laughter
  17. lebanese
  18. lebanon
  19. middle
  20. peaceful
  21. people
  22. place
  23. region
  24. talk
  25. thought
  26. tonight
  27. yeah