full transcript

From the Ted Talk by Tania Luna: How a penny made me feel like a millionaire


Unscramble the Blue Letters


I'm five years old, and I am very pourd. My father has just bilut the best outhouse in our little village in Ukraine. Inside, it's a smelly, gaping hole in the ground, but outside, it's pearly white formica and it literally geamls in the sun. This makes me feel so proud, so important, that I appoint myself the leader of my little group of friends and I devise missions for us. So we prwol from house to house looking for flies captured in spider webs and we set them free. Four years earlier, when I was one, after the cbeyohnrl aeindcct, the rain came down black, and my sister's hair fell out in clumps, and I spent nine mtohns in the hospital. There were no visitors allowed, so my mother bbreid a hospital worker. She acquired a nurse's unrofim, and she snuck in every nihgt to sit by my side. Five years later, an unexpected silver lining. Thanks to Chernobyl, we get asylum in the U.S. I am six years old, and I don't cry when we leave home and we come to aiecmra, because I expect it to be a place flelid with rare and wonderful things like bananas and catcolohe and Bazooka bubble gum, Bazooka bubble gum with the little cartoon wrappers inside, Bazooka that we'd get once a year in uiranke and we'd have to chew one piece for an etinre week. So the first day we get to New York, my gedrthnmaor and I find a penny in the floor of the homeless shelter that my family's staying in. Only, we don't know that it's a homeless shelter. We think that it's a hotel, a hotel with lots of rats. So we find this penny kind of fossilized in the folor, and we think that a very wealthy man must have left it there because regular people don't just lose money. And I hold this penny in the palm of my hand, and it's skitcy and rusty, but it feles like I'm holding a fnutroe. I ddecie that I'm going to get my very own pecie of boozkaa bubble gum. And in that mneomt, I feel like a millionaire. About a year later, I get to feel that way again when we find a bag full of stuffed animals in the trash, and suddenly I have more toys than I've ever had in my whole life. And again, I get that feeling when we get a knock on the door of our apartment in Brooklyn, and my sister and I find a deliveryman with a box of pizza that we didn't oerdr. So we take the pizza, our very first pizza, and we devour slice after slice as the deliveryman stands there and stares at us from the doorway. And he tells us to pay, but we don't spaek English. My mother comes out, and he asks her for mneoy, but she doesn't have enough. She walks 50 blocks to and from work every day just to aviod spending money on bus fare. Then our neighbor pops her head in, and she turns red with rage when she realizes that those immigrants from dsntiaowrs have somehow gotten their hands on her pizza. Everyone's upset. But the pizza is delicious. It doesn't hit me until years later just how little we had. On our 10 year anniversary of being in the U.S., we decided to celebrate by reserving a room at the hotel that we first stayed in when we got to the U.S. The man at the front desk lguhas, and he says, "You can't reserve a room here. This is a homeless shelter." And we were shocked. My husband Brian was also homeless as a kid. His family lost everything, and at age 11, he had to live in motels with his dad, molets that would round up all of their food and keep it hostage until they were able to pay the bill. And one time, when he finally got his box of Frosted Flakes back, it was crawling with roaches. But he did have one thing. He had this sohbeox that he carried with him everywhere containing nine cmoic books, two G.I. Joes painted to look like Spider-Man and five Gobots. And this was his trruease. This was his own asemsbly of heroes that kept him from drugs and gangs and from ginivg up on his demars. I'm going to tell you about one more formerly hsoleems member of our family. This is Scarlett. Once upon a time, Scarlet was used as bait in dog figths. She was tied up and thrown into the ring for other dogs to attack so they'd get more aevssgrgie before the fhigt. And now, these days, she eats organic food and she speles on an orthopedic bed with her name on it, but when we pour water for her in her bowl, she still looks up and she wags her tail in gratitude. Sometimes Brian and I walk through the park with Scarlett, and she rolls through the grass, and we just look at her and then we look at each other and we feel gratitude. We foregt about all of our new middle-class frustrations and disappointments, and we feel like millionaires. Thank you. (Applause)

Open Cloze


I'm five years old, and I am very _____. My father has just _____ the best outhouse in our little village in Ukraine. Inside, it's a smelly, gaping hole in the ground, but outside, it's pearly white formica and it literally ______ in the sun. This makes me feel so proud, so important, that I appoint myself the leader of my little group of friends and I devise missions for us. So we _____ from house to house looking for flies captured in spider webs and we set them free. Four years earlier, when I was one, after the _________ ________, the rain came down black, and my sister's hair fell out in clumps, and I spent nine ______ in the hospital. There were no visitors allowed, so my mother ______ a hospital worker. She acquired a nurse's _______, and she snuck in every _____ to sit by my side. Five years later, an unexpected silver lining. Thanks to Chernobyl, we get asylum in the U.S. I am six years old, and I don't cry when we leave home and we come to _______, because I expect it to be a place ______ with rare and wonderful things like bananas and _________ and Bazooka bubble gum, Bazooka bubble gum with the little cartoon wrappers inside, Bazooka that we'd get once a year in _______ and we'd have to chew one piece for an ______ week. So the first day we get to New York, my ___________ and I find a penny in the floor of the homeless shelter that my family's staying in. Only, we don't know that it's a homeless shelter. We think that it's a hotel, a hotel with lots of rats. So we find this penny kind of fossilized in the _____, and we think that a very wealthy man must have left it there because regular people don't just lose money. And I hold this penny in the palm of my hand, and it's ______ and rusty, but it _____ like I'm holding a _______. I ______ that I'm going to get my very own _____ of _______ bubble gum. And in that ______, I feel like a millionaire. About a year later, I get to feel that way again when we find a bag full of stuffed animals in the trash, and suddenly I have more toys than I've ever had in my whole life. And again, I get that feeling when we get a knock on the door of our apartment in Brooklyn, and my sister and I find a deliveryman with a box of pizza that we didn't _____. So we take the pizza, our very first pizza, and we devour slice after slice as the deliveryman stands there and stares at us from the doorway. And he tells us to pay, but we don't _____ English. My mother comes out, and he asks her for _____, but she doesn't have enough. She walks 50 blocks to and from work every day just to _____ spending money on bus fare. Then our neighbor pops her head in, and she turns red with rage when she realizes that those immigrants from __________ have somehow gotten their hands on her pizza. Everyone's upset. But the pizza is delicious. It doesn't hit me until years later just how little we had. On our 10 year anniversary of being in the U.S., we decided to celebrate by reserving a room at the hotel that we first stayed in when we got to the U.S. The man at the front desk ______, and he says, "You can't reserve a room here. This is a homeless shelter." And we were shocked. My husband Brian was also homeless as a kid. His family lost everything, and at age 11, he had to live in motels with his dad, ______ that would round up all of their food and keep it hostage until they were able to pay the bill. And one time, when he finally got his box of Frosted Flakes back, it was crawling with roaches. But he did have one thing. He had this _______ that he carried with him everywhere containing nine _____ books, two G.I. Joes painted to look like Spider-Man and five Gobots. And this was his ________. This was his own ________ of heroes that kept him from drugs and gangs and from ______ up on his ______. I'm going to tell you about one more formerly ________ member of our family. This is Scarlett. Once upon a time, Scarlet was used as bait in dog ______. She was tied up and thrown into the ring for other dogs to attack so they'd get more __________ before the _____. And now, these days, she eats organic food and she ______ on an orthopedic bed with her name on it, but when we pour water for her in her bowl, she still looks up and she wags her tail in gratitude. Sometimes Brian and I walk through the park with Scarlett, and she rolls through the grass, and we just look at her and then we look at each other and we feel gratitude. We ______ about all of our new middle-class frustrations and disappointments, and we feel like millionaires. Thank you. (Applause)

Solution


  1. bribed
  2. piece
  3. treasure
  4. fight
  5. feels
  6. laughs
  7. floor
  8. uniform
  9. fortune
  10. grandmother
  11. gleams
  12. entire
  13. order
  14. chocolate
  15. avoid
  16. aggressive
  17. moment
  18. decide
  19. proud
  20. filled
  21. bazooka
  22. america
  23. accident
  24. forget
  25. chernobyl
  26. homeless
  27. sleeps
  28. night
  29. downstairs
  30. months
  31. speak
  32. motels
  33. fights
  34. assembly
  35. prowl
  36. dreams
  37. shoebox
  38. comic
  39. money
  40. ukraine
  41. sticky
  42. built
  43. giving

Original Text


I'm five years old, and I am very proud. My father has just built the best outhouse in our little village in Ukraine. Inside, it's a smelly, gaping hole in the ground, but outside, it's pearly white formica and it literally gleams in the sun. This makes me feel so proud, so important, that I appoint myself the leader of my little group of friends and I devise missions for us. So we prowl from house to house looking for flies captured in spider webs and we set them free. Four years earlier, when I was one, after the Chernobyl accident, the rain came down black, and my sister's hair fell out in clumps, and I spent nine months in the hospital. There were no visitors allowed, so my mother bribed a hospital worker. She acquired a nurse's uniform, and she snuck in every night to sit by my side. Five years later, an unexpected silver lining. Thanks to Chernobyl, we get asylum in the U.S. I am six years old, and I don't cry when we leave home and we come to America, because I expect it to be a place filled with rare and wonderful things like bananas and chocolate and Bazooka bubble gum, Bazooka bubble gum with the little cartoon wrappers inside, Bazooka that we'd get once a year in Ukraine and we'd have to chew one piece for an entire week. So the first day we get to New York, my grandmother and I find a penny in the floor of the homeless shelter that my family's staying in. Only, we don't know that it's a homeless shelter. We think that it's a hotel, a hotel with lots of rats. So we find this penny kind of fossilized in the floor, and we think that a very wealthy man must have left it there because regular people don't just lose money. And I hold this penny in the palm of my hand, and it's sticky and rusty, but it feels like I'm holding a fortune. I decide that I'm going to get my very own piece of Bazooka bubble gum. And in that moment, I feel like a millionaire. About a year later, I get to feel that way again when we find a bag full of stuffed animals in the trash, and suddenly I have more toys than I've ever had in my whole life. And again, I get that feeling when we get a knock on the door of our apartment in Brooklyn, and my sister and I find a deliveryman with a box of pizza that we didn't order. So we take the pizza, our very first pizza, and we devour slice after slice as the deliveryman stands there and stares at us from the doorway. And he tells us to pay, but we don't speak English. My mother comes out, and he asks her for money, but she doesn't have enough. She walks 50 blocks to and from work every day just to avoid spending money on bus fare. Then our neighbor pops her head in, and she turns red with rage when she realizes that those immigrants from downstairs have somehow gotten their hands on her pizza. Everyone's upset. But the pizza is delicious. It doesn't hit me until years later just how little we had. On our 10 year anniversary of being in the U.S., we decided to celebrate by reserving a room at the hotel that we first stayed in when we got to the U.S. The man at the front desk laughs, and he says, "You can't reserve a room here. This is a homeless shelter." And we were shocked. My husband Brian was also homeless as a kid. His family lost everything, and at age 11, he had to live in motels with his dad, motels that would round up all of their food and keep it hostage until they were able to pay the bill. And one time, when he finally got his box of Frosted Flakes back, it was crawling with roaches. But he did have one thing. He had this shoebox that he carried with him everywhere containing nine comic books, two G.I. Joes painted to look like Spider-Man and five Gobots. And this was his treasure. This was his own assembly of heroes that kept him from drugs and gangs and from giving up on his dreams. I'm going to tell you about one more formerly homeless member of our family. This is Scarlett. Once upon a time, Scarlet was used as bait in dog fights. She was tied up and thrown into the ring for other dogs to attack so they'd get more aggressive before the fight. And now, these days, she eats organic food and she sleeps on an orthopedic bed with her name on it, but when we pour water for her in her bowl, she still looks up and she wags her tail in gratitude. Sometimes Brian and I walk through the park with Scarlett, and she rolls through the grass, and we just look at her and then we look at each other and we feel gratitude. We forget about all of our new middle-class frustrations and disappointments, and we feel like millionaires. Thank you. (Applause)

Frequently Occurring Word Combinations


ngrams of length 2

collocation frequency
bazooka bubble 3
bubble gum 2
homeless shelter 2

ngrams of length 3

collocation frequency
bazooka bubble gum 2


Important Words


  1. accident
  2. acquired
  3. age
  4. aggressive
  5. allowed
  6. america
  7. animals
  8. anniversary
  9. apartment
  10. applause
  11. appoint
  12. asks
  13. assembly
  14. asylum
  15. attack
  16. avoid
  17. bag
  18. bait
  19. bananas
  20. bazooka
  21. bed
  22. bill
  23. black
  24. blocks
  25. books
  26. bowl
  27. box
  28. brian
  29. bribed
  30. brooklyn
  31. bubble
  32. built
  33. bus
  34. captured
  35. carried
  36. cartoon
  37. celebrate
  38. chernobyl
  39. chew
  40. chocolate
  41. clumps
  42. comic
  43. crawling
  44. cry
  45. dad
  46. day
  47. days
  48. decide
  49. decided
  50. delicious
  51. deliveryman
  52. desk
  53. devise
  54. devour
  55. disappointments
  56. dog
  57. dogs
  58. door
  59. doorway
  60. downstairs
  61. dreams
  62. drugs
  63. earlier
  64. eats
  65. english
  66. entire
  67. expect
  68. family
  69. fare
  70. father
  71. feel
  72. feeling
  73. feels
  74. fell
  75. fight
  76. fights
  77. filled
  78. finally
  79. find
  80. flakes
  81. flies
  82. floor
  83. food
  84. forget
  85. formica
  86. fortune
  87. fossilized
  88. free
  89. friends
  90. front
  91. frosted
  92. frustrations
  93. full
  94. gangs
  95. gaping
  96. giving
  97. gleams
  98. gobots
  99. grandmother
  100. grass
  101. gratitude
  102. ground
  103. group
  104. gum
  105. hair
  106. hand
  107. hands
  108. head
  109. heroes
  110. hit
  111. hold
  112. holding
  113. hole
  114. home
  115. homeless
  116. hospital
  117. hostage
  118. hotel
  119. house
  120. husband
  121. immigrants
  122. important
  123. joes
  124. kid
  125. kind
  126. knock
  127. laughs
  128. leader
  129. leave
  130. left
  131. life
  132. lining
  133. literally
  134. live
  135. lose
  136. lost
  137. lots
  138. man
  139. member
  140. millionaire
  141. millionaires
  142. missions
  143. moment
  144. money
  145. months
  146. motels
  147. mother
  148. neighbor
  149. night
  150. order
  151. organic
  152. orthopedic
  153. outhouse
  154. painted
  155. palm
  156. park
  157. pay
  158. pearly
  159. penny
  160. people
  161. piece
  162. pizza
  163. place
  164. pops
  165. pour
  166. proud
  167. prowl
  168. rage
  169. rain
  170. rare
  171. rats
  172. realizes
  173. red
  174. regular
  175. reserve
  176. reserving
  177. ring
  178. roaches
  179. rolls
  180. room
  181. rusty
  182. scarlet
  183. scarlett
  184. set
  185. shelter
  186. shocked
  187. shoebox
  188. side
  189. silver
  190. sister
  191. sit
  192. sleeps
  193. slice
  194. smelly
  195. snuck
  196. speak
  197. spending
  198. spent
  199. spider
  200. stands
  201. stares
  202. stayed
  203. staying
  204. sticky
  205. stuffed
  206. suddenly
  207. sun
  208. tail
  209. tells
  210. thrown
  211. tied
  212. time
  213. toys
  214. trash
  215. treasure
  216. turns
  217. ukraine
  218. unexpected
  219. uniform
  220. upset
  221. village
  222. visitors
  223. wags
  224. walk
  225. walks
  226. water
  227. wealthy
  228. webs
  229. week
  230. white
  231. wonderful
  232. work
  233. worker
  234. wrappers
  235. year
  236. years
  237. york