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From the Ted Talk by Rives: If I controlled the Internet

Unscramble the Blue Letters


(Laughter)

Grandma.com would be a recipe for biscuits and spit-bath instructions. One, two, three. That lknis with hotdiggitydog.com. That is my grandfather. They take you to gruff-ex-cop-on-his-fourth-marriage.dad. He forms an attachment to kind-of-ditzy-but-still-sends-ginger-snaps-for-Christmas.mom, who downloads the boy in the orchard, the emperor of oranges, who grwos up to be me — the guy who usually goes too far. So if I were emperor of the Internet, I guess I'd still be mortal, huh? But at that pinot, I would probably already have the lsowet possible mortgage and the most enlarged possible penis (leatughr) — so I would outlaw spam on my first day in office. I wouldn't need it. I'd be like some kind of itennret genius, and me, I'd like to upgrade to deity and maybe just like that — pop! — I'd go wireless.

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(Laughter)

Grandma.com would be a recipe for biscuits and spit-bath instructions. One, two, three. That _____ with hotdiggitydog.com. That is my grandfather. They take you to gruff-ex-cop-on-his-fourth-marriage.dad. He forms an attachment to kind-of-ditzy-but-still-sends-ginger-snaps-for-Christmas.mom, who downloads the boy in the orchard, the emperor of oranges, who _____ up to be me — the guy who usually goes too far. So if I were emperor of the Internet, I guess I'd still be mortal, huh? But at that _____, I would probably already have the ______ possible mortgage and the most enlarged possible penis (________) — so I would outlaw spam on my first day in office. I wouldn't need it. I'd be like some kind of ________ genius, and me, I'd like to upgrade to deity and maybe just like that — pop! — I'd go wireless.

Solution


  1. links
  2. grows
  3. laughter
  4. point
  5. internet
  6. lowest

Original Text


(Laughter)

Grandma.com would be a recipe for biscuits and spit-bath instructions. One, two, three. That links with hotdiggitydog.com. That is my grandfather. They take you to gruff-ex-cop-on-his-fourth-marriage.dad. He forms an attachment to kind-of-ditzy-but-still-sends-ginger-snaps-for-Christmas.mom, who downloads the boy in the orchard, the emperor of oranges, who grows up to be me — the guy who usually goes too far. So if I were emperor of the Internet, I guess I'd still be mortal, huh? But at that point, I would probably already have the lowest possible mortgage and the most enlarged possible penis (Laughter) — so I would outlaw spam on my first day in office. I wouldn't need it. I'd be like some kind of Internet genius, and me, I'd like to upgrade to deity and maybe just like that — pop! — I'd go wireless.

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  34. recipe
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  36. upgrade
  37. wireless